All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

We have too many mosques in America..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

The real story of the Ground Zero mosque is that the project only became feasible because of the appalling and astonishing fecklessness of the offici….

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..