Everything’s better when you’re high..

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy come….

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband..

I do not belong to any religion. Everything is between God and myself..

I’m going with Darrelle Revis..

I have always been confident that I would make it to the top..

Let us be French as the Americans are English..

Success is best when its shared.

The less inhibited you are the better..

Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.

It reads better than it lives.

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..

I was trained as a straight dramatist..

We criticize mothers for closeness. We criticize fathers for distance. How many of us have expected less from our fathers and appreciated what they g….

To be alone is to be free, and freedom was the only happiness accessible to my nature..

Quite definitely a Bingley.

Never have so many been manipulated so much by so few..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Go and do the things you can't. That is how you get to do them..

Religion is a byproduct of fear..