You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

In a stage play, you kill the leads and they come out for a bow - in a movie, they don't come out for a bow, they're dead..

Bing Crosby said that Armstrong is "the beginning and the end of music in America," and he wasn't far wrong..

We need to say that women have sex, have abortions, are at peace with the decision and move on with their lives. We need to say that is their right, ….

But a living is not a life..

I only do what I like to do..

Your either in or out. There's no in between..

In the beginning, everything was even money..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Life isn't what it's like in the movies..

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart..

Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about..

Life: I'll never understand it..

Carmen didn't like change, and she certainly didn't like endings..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

He who would travel happy must travel lite..

...doing more with less..

I like things to reverberate, to be suggestive..

It is worse to be irresolute than to be wrong..

Resist doing things that have no meaning for life..