Anything that can be dreamed is true..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

I make my relationships at work..

Don't immanentize the eschaton!.

I have a St. Bernard named B..

Visualize this thing you want. See it, feel it, believe in it. Make your mental blueprint and begin..

My act is based on my life..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Invest time, don't spend it..

Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you..

I'm too old to be forced..

It can always get worse..

Yes, I am very prolific..

Calamus fortior gladio..

You can't really be too calculated about everything in life..

I take the Bible far too seriously to take it literally..

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying..

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Anything was better than to be loved for one's things..

The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly..

Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola..