I will not be misquoted!.

You're either living or you're dead..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

You must never be afraid to go there..

Those we call the ancients were really new in everything..

Women don't have an expiration date..

The business of business is business..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

Life can't be cured, but it can be managed..

I have never painted a recent picture..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble..

I liked being challenged by music. It's good for me..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..

I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories..

Either is both, and Both is neither..

I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

Faith leads us beyond ourselves. It leads us directly to God..

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

I love Shirley Maclaine, love that woman..