I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first..

It was the stop that happened when you made up your mind to confess, but your mouth betrayed you in the end..

There is nothing inherently wrong about science..

You make history when you do business..

I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie..

Never let the things money can buy, rob you of the things money can't buy..

We discover ourselves through others..

You read best what you read most..

Things ain't like they say they be, but they do!.

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history..

Will loved to gallop..

I don’t approve of religion..

I’m a nobody telling everybody about Somebody who can save anybody..

Everybody is entertained to death..

I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics..

Nothing is unfixable..

Don't take no as a full stop, treat it like a comma..

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet..

You can never love me..

Your head is full of kelp..