David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Instead of using your thoughts, become your thoughts.

You can be maybe rented but never bought..

Your life on the Outside reflects your life on the Inside.

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!.

I am interested in being in pictures that I would like to see..

Don't seek more days in your life but more life in your days..

We've got to change our regulatory system..

We can defer, yet time is most certainly not..

Happiness is not a place - it is a direction..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When I practiced, I practiced to get it right..

Everything was always something but something – and here was the rub – could never be everything..

the history of melancholia includes all of us..

Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hidden..

What is power without control?.

I've seen Steelheart bleed.

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

I don't really shout that much..