Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes..

I'm all about the crockpot..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

I live to service you.

I have climbed to the top of the greasy pole!.

Don't take no as a full stop, treat it like a comma..

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

Isn't everyone just travelling down their own road watching the signs as they go?.

Politics is cyclical..

Your head is full of kelp..

I've always been a tech-head..

I like to do things that I develop from the ground up..

You don't have to be famous to be great..

Nothing sparkly can stay..

Being alone is and nothing is altogether not..

You have to stand up for what's right in life. Unless you do that... you're nothing..

They hear you own up, and they learn to own up..

I was the first person Donald Trump threatened to sue on Twitter..

No. One. Comes. Before You..

So many things I'm not, and so few things I am..

You cannot become Happy, You can only Be Happy..