You can say anything you want to say about me. But don't you dare address overweight people with terrible names and ugly remarks. That is what upsets….

I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I think I would prefer to partner with someone once I've established what I actually am trying to do as a solo artist with my actual name..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!.

Such a caring for death, an awakening that keeps vigil over death, a conscience that looks death in the face, is another name for freedom..

Actually, I was born Adam Zachary Orth. Zak is short for my middle name. I was never called Adam..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..