Only Once In Your Life.

I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..

To get down to the quick of it, respect motivates me - not success..

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other.

God gave the day, God gave the strength..

God is the same everywhere..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

He that ceaseth to be a friend never was a good one..

Life did not stop, and one had to live..

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned..

It is always better to be slightly underdressed..

Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable..

Faith creates nothing; it simply reckons upon that which is already there..

The playful search for beauty..

Live constructively and live optimistically..

Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..

Ultimately, my hope is to amaze myself..

I'd rather be a comma than a full stop..

Obession makes everything possible.

I Love, Therefore I Am.

Alec Baldwin is so funny..