I don't like overt traditionalism..
I'm a very cheap date..
Do not call up any that you can not put down..
A good poem about failure is a success..
Friendship is something that is cultivated..
When you have something to work with, then you fly with it..
I was never geeky about anything..
Either is both, and Both is neither..
I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..
You must not inflict life on someone who will be resented..
Don't put yourself in a time-out..
Do not serve time, let time serve you..
Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..
I don't have a religion because I don't like that word religion..
Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..
The wisdom coming from above, the faith that sweetly works by love..
I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure..
In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing..
I don't enter, I'm entered. It's up to someone else. It's up to them..