You can't tell someone they are wrong about their own life..

I Love, Therefore I Am.

To have failed is to have striven, to have striven is to have grown..

Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

If I'd had the nerve, I'd have become a thief or a gangster, but since I didn't, I became a photographer..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

Losing a position is aggravating, whereas losing your nerve is devastating..

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Men don't understand how their mannerisms can get on women's nerves so that you feel you just have to snap..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now ….

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..