I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being done much. Because the repo….

I only do what I like to do..

In the beginning, everything was even money..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Life: I'll never understand it..

Carmen didn't like change, and she certainly didn't like endings..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

He who would travel happy must travel lite..

...doing more with less..

I like things to reverberate, to be suggestive..

It is worse to be irresolute than to be wrong..

Resist doing things that have no meaning for life..

If you want to establish an international presence you can't do so from New York. You need the consecration of Paris..

In South Pasadena, artists were around but invisible somehow. Even though it was just a fifteen-minute drive from Downtown LA, it felt worlds apart. ….

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

We are what we are, wherever we are..

I'm not one to intellectualize why I did something..

New York is beautiful, but [the South] makes it look like a wasteland..

He who commences many things finishes but few..

There's a kind of journalistic narcissism that New York-based journalists are guilty of..