The love of every single one of my lives..

If the Earth is the size of a pea in New York, then the Sun is a beachball 50m away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now sh….

We have 62 counties in New York State and each has its own system of death investigation..

Whether it's on the streets of Philadelphia or New York or Chicago or Atlanta or in a classroom in Newtown, Connecticut, people want to be safe..

Hidden behind the facade of pompous jargon and noble affections, there is more sheer larceny per square foot on the floor of the New York Stock Excha….

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..

I think it all started with the tuna sandwich, and then, on the road, gearing up for New York, Nick [Kroll] and John [Mulaney] had the idea of having….

Everything that's old is new, and everything that's new is old..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

New York is at once cosmopolitan and parochial, a compendium of sentimental certainties. It is in fact the most sentimental of the world's great citi….

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

Don't be afraid to have nothing..

Soho is a gritty former mercantile area that has, of course, evolved into the most bourgeois neighborhood in New York..

this is the upside of already being eternally damned.

I am really fascinated by human beings, fascinated! One thing I loved about living in New York was that I could sit on my stoop and just watch life h….

Women in New York have to work much harder to compete with the supermodels for attention..

I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..

You are what you are and that fascinates me..

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food..

You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it..