I felt a certain modicum of success because I had been paid well to be an actor for the first time in my life, but I felt like I had done adolescent ….

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

When times change, so must we..

...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks..

I always wanted to get out of Tokyo and in 1977, New York seemed like the most interesting place to visit. I didn't intend to live here- I just wante….

I figured if I could put together being funny about stuff and actual events, maybe I could do something that wasn't being done much. Because the repo….

I only do what I like to do..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

Life: I'll never understand it..

Carmen didn't like change, and she certainly didn't like endings..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

He who would travel happy must travel lite..

If you want to establish an international presence you can't do so from New York. You need the consecration of Paris..

In South Pasadena, artists were around but invisible somehow. Even though it was just a fifteen-minute drive from Downtown LA, it felt worlds apart. ….

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

New York is beautiful, but [the South] makes it look like a wasteland..

He who commences many things finishes but few..

There's a kind of journalistic narcissism that New York-based journalists are guilty of..

A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful; you must….