Always choose the new, the less travelled by. Always choose the unknown, the less travelled by..

One can really love only once..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

Meaning is socially, historically, and rhetorically constructed..

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in ….

Once I was in New York, I completely had no interest for a long time in what happened in China because I had been through so much. Seeing my father's….

It's not how much you make, it's how much you save..

Sinatra asked me out..

I'd rather have happiness than money..

My health is very much improved..

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan..

Everything was always something but something – and here was the rub – could never be everything..

No one's ever gotten better by practicing less..

Why is there anything at all rather than nothing whatsoever?.

God has always been the head of my life, even before I knew it..

New York is full of crazy people, and I like that..

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've….

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong..

I always feel emotionally engaged in productions. If I ever get to the point where I don't feel emotionally engaged, maybe I should stop. You have to….

Things are not going to improve for you in life until YOU improve.

A woman is beautiful when she stands out as an individual—it's a woman who has her own style and the confidence to pull it off. Half the women on the….