Who's to say what would have happened if I had trusted my instincts and moved to New York like I thought I would..

He is not to them what he is to me..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

Whether it's on the streets of Philadelphia or New York or Chicago or Atlanta or in a classroom in Newtown, Connecticut, people want to be safe..

Women don't have an expiration date..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

The public be damned..

I think the obvious answer is I was raised in New York City, so growing up, not only myself but my family, like my father, we would watch a lot of Sc….

You gotta keep the funny intact..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not available. Then you….

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

Homicide central, East New York, Where the manic-depressive psycho murderers stalk.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

You must be much WITH God before you can be much FOR God..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I would move to New York in a heartbeat..

Those who are not good to others are bad to themselves..

I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York..