Let's talk about real fake news. If this were about a religion or if this were about a Muslim ban, then how come the largest Muslim nation on the pla….

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

When the newspapers have got nothing else to talk about, they cut loose on the young. The young are always news. If they are up to something, that's ….

Reality's just the accumulation of ominous prophecies come to life. All you have to do is open a newspaper on any given day to weigh the good news ve….

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

You'll always get the good news; it's how fast you get the bad news that counts..

We don't have a lot of Sikhs in France. We've got some. But we don't really hear much from them or about them. Which is good news..

If your news must be bad, tell it soberly and promptly..

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

News objectivity is a twentieth-century myth. We only complain about propaganda when we don't agree with it..

No one says a novel has to be one thing. It can be anything it wants to be, a vaudeville show, the six o’clock news, the mumblings of wild men saddle….

The only people you and I are likely to know in common are people in the news - politicians, journalists and celebrities..

Everything I do, I do for love..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

We are not important to the universe. That's the bad news..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

If a liberal News channel were launched it would fall flat on its face..