Everything is dead while it lives..
A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular..
Sermonettes make Christianettes..
It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten..
Never let the things money can buy, rob you of the things money can't buy..
I am not an African. I am an American..
Never take a picture of anything you are not passionately interested in..
Beauty and wisdom are rarely conjoined..
I find when death comes, it is usually a woman that is called for..
Power wears out those who don't have it.
You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good..
I love a woman who can out-eat me..
I see and approve better things, but follow worse..
I am not doddery... doddery I am not!.
We don't have time to be sad.
My act is based on my life..
Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death..
But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..
We take what what we can get..
I'm free of hypochondria-- although I've got everything else..
Everything is going to change..