Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

Be sure that whatever you are is you..

God is the same everywhere..

There is, quite literally, nothing to understand..

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'.

We is always so much better than I..

If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Better to separate than never to marry..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

You can't escape from what you are..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.