I am so happy, so in love, and so content..
Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come..
I am one of the haunted..
I love to be called Doc..
I don't like closed systems..
I will live to make myself not feared..
But let the good prevail..
I love to be the lead, but you can't always be the lead..
Religion is one of the safest places to hide from God..
You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..
I like that best as I am so hairy..
I don't really take myself very seriously..
I don't see what was wrong with the old inkpads..
Don't be afraid of your own power..
When you're good at something, make that everything.
You get used to seeing certain things, and if you don't find a new way to talk about it, then frankly at some point you need to get out of the way..
I worked as an assistant editor, actually, for a few years. That was right when I was just starting to get out at night and do a lot of stand-up, imp….
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites ….
Everyone has a price..
She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..
I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs' and keep them in a storage space... I would never get….