Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback..
I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK..
One thing that keeps me awake at night: I am a mother and, I have to confess with great delight, a grandmother of five girls, which gives me great ho….
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
A night of endless dreams, inconsequent and wild, is this my life; none more worth telling than the rest..
How many more cars, clothes, toys and trinkets do we really need before we wake up and realize that half the world goes to bed every night with empty….
Nothing sparkly can stay..
There are some nights when everything goes your way and some when it doesn't, and this wasn't our game. I was most disappointed with our lack of aggr….
A night of sleep is as much preparation for the subsequent day's activity as it is recovery from that of the previous day..
What keeps me awake at night is just, Am I making the best use of the time that remains for me, to both be as good an example as I can in my own dail….
I have sat by night beside a cold lake And touched things smoother than moonlight on still water, But the moon on this cloud sea is not human, And he….
If you never want to see the face of hell, when you come home from work every night, dance with your kitchen towel and, if you're worried about wakin….
Never Explain Anything.
I read as much poetry as time allows and circumstance dictates: No heartache can pass without a little Dorothy Parker, no thunderstorm without W. H. ….
The moon glows on the river, wind rustles the pines. Long night clear evening--what are they for?.
Misuse of reason might yet return the world to pre-technological night; plenty of religious zealots hunger for just such a result, and are happy to u….
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the establish….
I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI..
Lovers lying two and two Ask not whom they sleep beside, And the bridegroom all night through Never turns him to the bride..
I feel like you can share as many jokes as you want to because no joke you do on Twitter is ever gonna be so big on Twitter, for the most part, that ….
When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes..