What keeps me up at night is poverty and unemployment..

Sometimes I'm writing for magazines on assignment, but the university has to be patient with me. I mean, during the ten-week periods that I have a cl….

You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking….

I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he migh….

The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again; it has perhaps not been here so intensely in thirty years, not since the Nazis were p….

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night..

Mine the long night The secret place Where lovers meet In long embrace In purple dark In silvered kiss Forget the world And grasp your bliss.

Last night I'd made love to a woman for the first and last time. It had been amazing and I had a memory that would shape the rest of my life..

listen to me as one listens to the rain, the years go by, the moments return, do you hear the footsteps in the next room? not here, not there: you he….

I'm always writing music. I sort of do it obsessively, for good or for bad. It's good that it keeps me going, but it's bad because it really is sort ….

Not so much two ships passing in the night as two ships sailing together for a time but always bound for different ports..

It's a hard life to have sex with eight to 10 men a night. That's hard physically, let alone emotionally..

The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved her into a tree. Still, the i….

I prefer the films that put their audience to sleep in the theater. Some films have made me doze off in the theater, but the same films have made me ….

Wild nights are my glory!.

Last night I walked clear down to Times Square & just as I arrived I suddenly realized I was a ghost - it was my ghost walking on the sidewalk..

I looked on the television the other night and saw them beating a Negro unmercifully in Mississippi. And this is the result of a brainwashing techniq….

We fumed and screamed in our mountain nook, mad drunken Americans in the mighty land. We were on the roof of America and all we could do was yell, I ….

I think people do expect something a little weird to happen. Maybe they've seen something I did once on the Internet and expect that I'm gonna do tha….

The barbarians come out at night..

On another night, they'd have won 2-2..