To love somebody is to let them be who they are and do what they have to do..

America promotes a lot of bad things, you know. Same-sex marriage, for example..

I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself..

Nothing is indeed "true.".

Failure is just success rounded down..

There was always something that meant more to you than me..

Don't just consume things, create things.

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood..

Get all the education you can then go out and do something - do anything..

I'm addicted to directing!.

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

To travel best requires some time preparing for your visit to a particular location - that you don't travel anywhere without spending a few nights re….

Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me?.

It's weird how you can learn something incorrectly..

It used to be the custom for the bachelor dinner to take place the night before the wedding. Now, however, the bridesmaids' and ushers' dinner is usu….

Nothing is put on pause. Everything is still happening. And then as far as just reflecting on what got you to where you are, there aren't very many t….

My Precious, my Precious..

I prefer to leave a little room in my bag to grab goodies when I'm travelling, but otherwise you need one good pair of shoes that can be worn day or ….

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..