I would never condone anything which I thought was salacious, titillating, or gratuitous..
It's amazing how life conspires to set you up with what you need..
I prefer short stories, but publishers would, of course, rather that writers produce novels, since novels are still more commercially viable..
I love to dance.I've been told I'm actually really good..
All you will get from me is death..
I like to expand myself as far as watching movies..
It was Nate Monaster who encouraged me to be a writer..
I don't listen to weakies..
Can we all just stop being dicks?!.
French are what they are without excusing themselves to be..
Experience is of particulars only..
When did you trust someone to hold a truth as carefully as you did?.
I've always craved to belong to somewhere, but I never have and never will..
I will count to 10 before tweeting..
Iris Murdoch did influence my early novels very much, and influence is never entirely good..
It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..
I liked things better when I didn't understand them..
I have seen the future, and it works..
I don't take too many things too seriously..
There are few punishments too severe for a popular novel writer..
Words reproduce themselves pleasurably too..