You have to do what you fear, otherwise fear is in charge..

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

Endings are always the beginnings of something else.

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

If you got the truth, you put it out there, and everybody says, "Oh, my God. That's me." And then they improvise also. They take off, as well..

Always destroy what is in you..

They are the we of me..

There was a time when He was not..

I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

It remained an open question, how much sympathy love could stand..

I'm not part of the history, I am the history..

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!.

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

Get all the education you can then go out and do something - do anything..

Serve yourself, put the food away, then eat..

Faith is agreeing with God and saying what He says about you..