Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill..

I like to quote things..

Amazing uke playing to be relished..

No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker..

We can escape from everything, but not from ourselves..

When I sing, I always relive a part of my life..

Better to be disliked than pitied..

I pretty much work all the time..

He who never hurries is always on time..

But that which is useful is the better..

Nurses never tell you what they know. They're hired for their cheeriness and the thickness of their hair. They need to look alive and healthy, to giv….

I'm on the road to riches, it's just a lil traffic..

You read best what you read most..

It is not only not right, it is not even wrong..

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..

Before change can be managed, it has to be sparked..

Better authentic mammon than a bogus god..

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!.

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated..