I love a woman who can out-eat me..
I'm really not that confident!.
I see things that nobody else sees.
How small a thought it takes to fill a life..
I have no knowledge of myself as I am, but merely as I appear to myself..
I flee who chases me and chase who flees me..
Dance like nobody's watching..
I've been right more than I've been wrong..
I see and approve better things, but follow worse..
I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol..
Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin will live..
You just gotta do what you gotta do whatcha can..
You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..
You and I aren't friends either..
It's time to be bold about who you really are..
I am not doddery... doddery I am not!.
At the beginning we learn to travel, then we travel to learn..
John Hughes loved improvisers..
We don't have time to be sad.
My act is based on my life..
And suddenly everything, absolutely everything, was there..