Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has….
It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal..
Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference..
Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake..
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thoug….
There's no dishonor in being forced by a superior power into slavery, but it is an eternal disgrace to voluntarily surrender one's liberty for a filt….
You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that..
The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box..
It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans..
I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal..
Cultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have h….
When I got inside, I just sort of stood there. There's nothing stranger than the smell of someone else's house. The scent goes right to your stomach.….
Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar..