There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!.

It's always good to go against your friends, especially when you come out victorious..

I'm the one who's always been there for you... not him!.

This is how we are protecting you, by getting you out..

It is an offence to pay for sex with someone controlled for gain..

Faith is only a word, embroidered..

I'm taking all the negatives in my life, and turning them into a positive..

I've always craved to belong to somewhere, but I never have and never will..

I'm all about the crockpot..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

I prefer to remain anomalous..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

The American people and the American military will never get used to civilian casualties. And we will - we will fight against that every way we can p….

Success in anything is through happiness..

We cannot work for others without working for ourselves..

Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied..

I like the idea of a trilogy. It's cool. I like the word. When you do four, the word isn't cool - not as cool..

I graduated in '94 from Yale and New York Undercover was my first gig on TV. I was really all over the place with roles, which is what I wanted to do..

I'm always going to be just me..

From my own experience in dealing with the Nazi-grandpas, who have now clearly made a return, I would recommend a bit of fundamental imperturbability..

I gravitate toward women..