Quotes on Old Age Humor

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.