Once upon a time, government budgets were balanced, our money was sound, the streets were safe, and taxes imposed by all levels of government took le….

Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were--Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter..

Once upon a time freedom used to be life-now it's money. I guess the world really do change..

Once upon a time, a girl lived in a sandcastle, making monsters to send through a hole in the sky..

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison..

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really….

For every once upon a time there must be a story to follow, because if a story doesn't, something else will, and it might not be as harmless as a sto….

Humans simply aren’t moved to action by 'data dumps,' dense PowerPoint slides, or spreadsheets packed with figures. People are moved by emotion. The ….

Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother, but the rest of the time there was none. This story is about one of those other times..

To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew..

'Thou shalt not' might reach the head, but it takes 'Once upon a time' to reach the heart..

Once upon a time' lasts forever..

Once upon a time there was what there was, and if nothing had happened there would be nothing to tell..

Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love. It did not end well..

Once upon a time, a little girl was raised by monsters. But angels burned the doorways to their world, and she was all alone..

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End..

I'm too old to be forced..

I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..

Life's all about 'me' anyway.

I am not stroppy at all..

I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant..