I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.

I’m worse at what I do best..

All in all is all we are..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

Why aren't you afraid of me? I've seen my death, and you're not it..

I just create, that's what I do..

We often do not see what we do not expect to see..

Relationships are now off-kilter..

I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.

It is in your nature to destroy yourselves..

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

I thought equality was non-negotiable..

You're never going to learn everything..

You'd never killed anyone. Then you had..

It implies a slight failure as a writer that you are reduced to being a ghostwriter for the money..

Things don't exist until they exist..

I get sidetracked very easily..

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".

No one is content with his own lot..

It saddens me how much fear we've instilled in ourselves..