Any woman is sexual, absolutely..

I still act. It's in my blood. I'll always be an actor..

That's where the money is, on the road..

No day in all my life had ever been as cruel as this one..

I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude..

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'..

I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary….

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public..

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England..

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty..

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer..

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true..

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate..