Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
When you start peeling the onion and uncovering layers and layers of inequity that have been subsidized by government, it makes a lot of people uncom….
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficul….
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
They are the we of me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..
When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..
I grew up playing classical guitar, so everything I learned was rooted in technique, form, presentation..
I prefer nothing, unless it is true..
In New Orleans, you can pitch a rock and hit a great trumpeter..
I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..
God is God, and I'm not..
For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..