Success is best when its shared.

It ain't what you do it's how you do it..

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

I have no knowledge of anything..

I am commanded therefore I am..

Your health is not outside of you..

Tell others about the truth that sets you free..

Except I didn't say eff.

We must be sure to be governed by inner principle and not outer pressure..

Main Street has too much debt already. It is simply a bonanza for speculators who can borrow the overnight money and then buy something that they can….

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember..

As soon as we are stripped of the sordid garb of avarice, we shall be clothed with the royal and imperial vest of the opposite virtue, liberality..

Everything’s better when you’re high..

I didn't take a single business class. I learned on the job..

The future will be what you contribute to and create..

The unread is always better than the unreadable..

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

It wasn't Liza Minnelli. It was the woman I loved..

Nothing is worth doing pointlessly..

Abortion is the Antichrist's demonic parody of the eucharist. That's why it uses the same holy words, "This is my body," with the blasphemous opposit….

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..