In the entertainment business, the biggest gift you could ever get is not an Oscar, it's not a Grammy, it's longevity..

I'm really 95 percent Mr. Rogers, and only 5 percent Oscar the Grouch.'.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show..

When you do a film, all you want is to make the best film possible. You don't think about Oscars. But it's really flattering. Please, bring it on!.

Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millio….

It's been awhile. My Oscar is getting kind of tarnished. I looked at it a couple of years ago and thought I really needed a new one..

It has never ever been a bad thing in Hollywood to be sleeping with a director who's just won an Oscar or the hot new movie star whose face is on the….

If there is an auteur who influenced me - and there is only one - that is Charlie Chaplin. And he never won an Oscar..

I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... Im more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious Oscar drama..

[To reporter who telephoned with news of her Oscar:] If you are joking me, I will get up immediately and kill you wherever you are..

It could be Grammy night, Oscar night, whatever - I don't feel the pressure to be there..

You really just have to love the process. I can't tell you the amount of film sets I've been on where people are talking about Oscars in the middle o….

I would love to win an Oscar..

Cary Grant never won an Oscar, primarily, I suspect, because he made everything look so effortless. Why reward someone for having fun, for being char….

Also everyone's hearts are in the right place when you do a small movie. You're not doing it for the money; you're not doing it for the possibility o….

I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one..

Truly what the Emmys are about are the machine behind them, and Oscars are the same way, where if you have a big enough machine behind you, you get n….

To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing..

I don't know why I don't watch the Oscars. It's not bitterness or anything; it just seems weird..

Oscar Wilde said the rich and the poor are equal - they can both sleep under the bridge. Right? Do they have a right? You're damn right they have a r….

I think I have a better chance at getting an Oscar before a Grammy..