I live as I choose or I will not live at all..
A place where we all go can't be bad..
I don't back down for anybody..
Saying the words that come from knowledge is no sign of having it..
Smiling is mostly about smiling more..
You don't adjust. You just dominate..
I love all of our subpodcasts..
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
I'm very competitive..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..