I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..

I don't compete with others, but compete with myself..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..

I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis..

The mouthier I got, the more I'd be celebrated..

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten..

God's been good to me, He really has..

Do not expect good from another's death..

Love and say it with your life..

I have seen myself backward..

Death, only, renders hope futile..

Thought attracts that upon which it is directed..

Superman is not as innately cool as Batman..

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants..

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants..

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..

The coming being is whatever being..

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight..