I have nothing to declare except my genuis..

Happiness is the only thing I understand..

Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time..

It's like kill or be killed, that's my thing basically..

What can you take from me which is not already yours?.

Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about..

Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense..

The autodecrement is not magical..

You can find out how to do something and then do it or do something and then find out what you did..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..

Whatever one intends, the work takes on a life of its own..

Here we are now, entertain us..

I was put here to sing..

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..

You can't live in history. You've got to build for the future..

You've got to make sure that you make the best of the day that you're in..

Do not allow watching food to replace making food..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

The maimings of love are endlessly funny..