I have to stay hydrated so I don't pass out onstage!.

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho….

I prefer nothing, unless it is true..

There is no happiness without patriotism..

I never thought I was the best; I just thought I was one of the best..

I live a pretty anonymous life..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

You can tell when you're in a hit..

I pretty much work all the time..

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..

I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee..

Change before you're forced to change..

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free..

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

I am nothing that isn't professional..

And that's all right with me..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor..

I'd like to levitate..