Let us be French as the Americans are English..

You are here to experience life, not to escape from it..

I am not a ventriloquist..

I don't ever have time for friends or anything like that..

Peace prevails when food suffices.

Pass that thing, slightly, lightly and politely..

Surely I have contemplated the things of God..

I just like to build things and do things..

Sinatra asked me out..

When I was younger, I really struggled with confidence..

When you observe rather than react, you reclaim your power..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies..

We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..

History is absolutely my thing..

You're always allowed to be better..

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..

I prefer a life in which we don't take ourselves too seriously..

But once you describe something, you destroy it..

With every word, I drop knowledge..

Geoff Bartley is great and always will be..