I'd like to have a go at directing..

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..

Knowledge isn’t love.

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

I represent celebrities, but I am not a celebrity..

Act because you love to act..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

I have never voted in my life..

I have never painted a recent picture..

I always hesitate to say that something is lifelike..

I respect music, I do. I love it..

To learn that happiness is what brings success, and not the other.

Don't confuse close with happy.

All I am is what I'm going after..

Love the questions, themselves..

I will never do anything in my entire life except preach the Gospel..

He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was..

I'm living the best life that I could ever be living..

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right..

The unread is always better than the unreadable..