As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

Life did not stop, and one had to live..

Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..

You are as crooked as a bank robber if you do not pay your debts on time..

All great acheivements require time..

Nothing develops intelligence like travel..

And the price for being a homo-hater should be as high as anyone can pay..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once..

Oh, I don't talk about God..

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..

You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it..

I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is..

I'm a version of the same person..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..