From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour..

But when I'm losing a few matches, suddenly 'It's his fault', 'He doesn't want to practice', 'He doesn't need it', 'He doesn't care'. And when everyt….

Maybe I was a bit harsh on some people. But I was harshest on myself, really..

In business, we say that people overestimate what you can do in a year and underestimate what you can do in a decade. This is true in philanthropy as….

It's so weird how scary it is at the beginning of rehab, and then you bond with the people, and it's really an amazing experience. It is impossible t….

People come from all over the world to see this little place they've seen in movies and read about in history books: Soho..

We get things wrong before we get things right..

I see myself more as an ambassador of the game. And I hope to bring chess to a higher level in the United States. Making bigger tournaments, more int….

I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK..

I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us..

You know, in physics there's the old law for every action there's a equal amount of reaction. Sometimes that's true in politics. If somebody's out th….

My grandmother was amazing. She completely believed in me and was very encouraging. She would go to the supermarket or the butcher or wherever and te….

Whenever I am losing, it's like, 'It's his fault'. And whenever I'm winning it's like, 'That's us'. That's the team, the people..

Dont throw yourself out on another’s whim. People change, as do intentions and as a result, consequences. Live for yourself - Love those around you, ….

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people..

When I started working, the big models were people like Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss. It was a time when there were models who had real personalities….

When there is not enough to eat, people starve to death. It is better to let half of the people die so that the other half can eat their fill..

People meet in bars after work all over the world and talk about the great problems of life and death and the world and politics and they don't take ….

One thing I'm grateful for, and also surprised and excited about, is that I have a place in the community of comics now. In a real way. And I honor t….

Sometimes people say I should see a therapist, but I don't want any therapist wrecking my weirdness..

In my life, I didn't get into comedy to be - I had no business model. All I wanted to do was, basically, finish becoming myself. And you stand in fro….