Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
I'm very competitive..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
I have respected women from the beginning of my life..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover….
Times change and you have to adapt..