I've always been a very prolific writer..

When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it..

I'm not hooked on cognac, but I've enjoyed it over the years..

I'm nearly six foot tall and have biggish breasts, as well as being a sexual know-it-all. Yes, loving me does require a certain level of confidence..

The more my work improves or broadens or widens, the more surely I tame myself..

Before you tell your life what you intend to do with it, listen for what it intends to do with you..

In many cases, you're forced to make deals that are not the deal you'd make..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

What you get is what you get. What you do with what you get, that’s more the point..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

That's all I cared about too, was getting it right..

When you create a movie, you create something in your image..

He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much..

What we can't say we can't say, and we can't whistle it either..

We cannot understand. The best is perhaps what we understand least..

The bemused Brigadier shook his head. "You and that TARDIS..

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

You have to know that success is greater when it's shared..

You have to take everything as it comes..

I do what I like now. I just don't have time for it all..

I'd like to work with Damien Hirst..