The only person to get even with are those who have helped you..

I've mellowed quite quickly..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

The only reason to be with somebody is that they make you a better person and you make them a better person..

The person in power takes up the most space..

I like that you let yourself be surprised.

I get angry at a principle, not a person..

There's always something to talk about..

Hear the truth from whomever says it.

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..

Meet every person with the assumption that they are your equal..