Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

Just watching my cats can make me happy..

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

Everything I do, I do for love..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

All of the music works on its own, but it doesn't really make as much sense without the picture..

My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for 'integrity' in the dictionary. 'Truthful' doesn't really cover it, or 'genuine.' ….

I am always tying up and then deciding to depart..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Nobody can ever take Michael Jackson's place, it's only one Michael..

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..