The concept that I like the most, and the one that I’ve taken most to heart, is the belief that people can’t be united or focused unless they share a….

To do more, is not necessarily to do better..

I've always been a very prolific writer..

We get things wrong before we get things right..

I could make you read the entire quadrant exposition again...BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK..

In my life, I didn't get into comedy to be - I had no business model. All I wanted to do was, basically, finish becoming myself. And you stand in fro….

Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my ….

Some people learn from mistakes and don't repeat them, Others try to block the memories and just delete them. But I keep 'em as a reminder they're ….

The education of peoples is a necessary precondition to peace..

Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?.

The law change during the Bush administration gave the Department of Health and Human Services a central role in relocating Central American minors i….

A friend of everyone is a friend of no one.

I don't read music. Not even essentially. Not even nonessentially..

Never have so many been manipulated so much by so few..

The more seriously you take yourself, the less others will..

There is no beginning too small..

Out of the dragon's claws and into the fire, there's a moment in every man's life when he must decide what is wrong and what is right..

I'm going to live my life like I've got one life to live..

The more you love, the more you can love - and the more intensely you love..

I'm a happily declared chocoholic. I keep it everywhere, even my nightstand..

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it..